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James Ward-Prowse

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Jokes machine.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Michael McIntyre.

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"Check out my free white paper!"

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'You've got lot toe!'

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."