Street Market Fan Gifts

"It's going well. The manufacturer has even come in and set up a display."

Wok. Don't Wok.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Tunnel of love"

Mobile Operations Stand.

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Grocery Shopping

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"Throw me somethin', mister."

My department will NOT take the blame for that lousy quarter...we were ALL hibernating!

"I think he's been capitalised!"

Thank you for deferring your response.

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Hole Sale

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

'He's a pioneer in self-vandalism.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.