Street Vendor Fan Gifts

Ex Bankers Cell Phones: Please Don't Ask For Credit As Refusal Often Offends.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

6 Brothers Falafel

Wok. Don't Wok.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Floss Street Vendor

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

You trip on it, you buy it.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

Hot Chestnuts

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."