Street Vendor Fan Mugs

Ex Bankers Cell Phones: Please Don't Ask For Credit As Refusal Often Offends.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

6 Brothers Falafel

Wok. Don't Wok.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

You trip on it, you buy it.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Floss Street Vendor

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Hot Chestnuts

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."