Global Market Follower Gifts

'I put gas in the car...How can we make ends meet when one of them is in Saudi Arabia?'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

European currency on the edge.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Standard And P****d.

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Travel looks strong!

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'We're counting on inflation.'

Bank Ratings Lowered.

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Exchange Rate.

Chinese Stock Market Crash

Shares Nosedive

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"