Farmers' Market Explorer Gifts

Farm Produce - Sweet Corn Potatoes Rocks

"Genetically modified food. What next?"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

At the market

Playing pig

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Alphabet soup

Clandestine cows.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Jack and the Beanie stock.

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

Illuminating agricultural production

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Plane Yogurt.

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.