Farm Life Buff Gifts

'I hear you do animal impressions. She doesn't do the sounds, she does the smells.'

"Farmed and dangerous baby...watch this space!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Sheep dog late for work

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, that one got away."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dedication to excellence....

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

You complete me!

Boomerang cow.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

COWS: Cow Pong

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Static cling."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.