Farm Life Buff Mugs

'I hear you do animal impressions. She doesn't do the sounds, she does the smells.'

"Farmed and dangerous baby...watch this space!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Sheep dog late for work

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Well, that one got away."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dedication to excellence....

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Boomerang cow.

"Static cling."

No, I don

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

You complete me!

Playing pig