Farmlife Mugs

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Static cling."

COWS: Cow Pong

You complete me!

Where Deviled Eggs come from

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Boomerang cow.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Where's my glove?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'