Agriculture Buff Gifts

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Wordplay: Fertilizer.

Burning the Scarecrow

"I need a job looking after cattle."

'The human race was wiped out after the "Invasion of the Dutch Caps!"'

Cuba imports rice

The Jeopardy of Progress

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Sheep dog late for work

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Raptures

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

An early space launch attempt.

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

Farmer and FIsherman

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Cow of BEEF

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Free Range Employees.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'