'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'
Historical Farming Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for a passionate history and farming enthusiast? Our collection of creatively themed items features clever designs that honor agricultural heritage and historical curiosity. Perfect for those who love to explore the roots of farming while adding a humorous or thoughtful touch to their daily life, our products make inspiring gifts. Whether on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, you'll find something that resonates with their love of the land and long-gone eras.
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
'Little Yank' Calf Puller.
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
'Cow in love'
'Life is great' down on the farm.
'Cock-a-doodle-do!'
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
Country Bumpkin.
Sheep dog late for work
An early space launch attempt.
There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.
'I was in the catering corps.'
"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"
Cow of BEEF
Free Range Employees.
"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"
'Can he come out and play?'
'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'
Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!
"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."
No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).
'He's the best bull I've ever had.'
I've located your problem, luv!
'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'
'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'
Dogs and Chickens
A were-cow.
FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING
"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."
"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"
Barnyard humor.
"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"
"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"
'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'
Historical Farming Buff Gifts Collection
Historical Farming Buff Mugs
Discover more unique mugs celebrating farming history and rural traditions—bring a touch of the past to your morning routine.
Historical Farming Buff Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows with patriotic and historical farm motifs—bring nostalgic charm to any room.
Historical Farming Buff Prints
Browse our art prints to add a historical farming touch to your home decor—ideal for passionate land and history lovers.
Historical Farming Buff T-Shirts
Explore our collection of creative t-shirts for history and farm buffs—perfect for showing off their passion in style.