Historical Farming Buff Pillows

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

An early space launch attempt.

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

I've located your problem, luv!

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Dogs and Chickens

A were-cow.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Barnyard humor.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'