Old-school Farming Aficionado Pillows

Farmer and Portable TV

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Support group for sheep.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

You complete me!

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Cow of BEEF

'Can he come out and play?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Where's my glove?'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Cow and Milk

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Shuck me.'