Historical Food Buff Gifts

Taste of the east (London).

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Grandma's caf

'I was in the catering corps.'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

The Velvet Mesquite

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

The First Roast Chicken.

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Tortilla the Hun.

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

Shakespearean Character with a Balloon

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

World Domination

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Paninis of the Old West