Historical Food Buff Mugs

Taste of the east (London).

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Grandma's caf

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

'I was in the catering corps.'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The Velvet Mesquite

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

I don

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

The First Roast Chicken.

Tortilla the Hun.

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Shakespearean Character with a Balloon

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

World Domination

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"