Historical Cooking Enthusiast Gifts

The Upchuck Wagon

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Grandma's caf

Church Basement Foodie

'I was in the catering corps.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

I don

Scales

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

The First Roast Chicken.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Tortilla the Hun.

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

Taste of the east (London).

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

Paninis of the Old West

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"I just invented the power lunch."

"The Normans are coming and I can't decide on whether to pour a simple consomme on them, or a more complex bisque."

'I just loved you Potatoes O' Squanto!'

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'