Free Market Fans T-Shirts

'Commies! Commies everywhere! Government regulation of the free market is the road to communism!!!'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

Grocery Shopping

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"Check out my free white paper!"

Taming the beast of the free market...

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

Tunnel of Dove.

look dear... I bought two farmers

Truffles for Sale

Cornucopia

'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

Farmer's Black Market.

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

When Atlas shrugs it off.

'I remain a true believer in a free market - for CEO compensation.'

James Ward-Prowse