Free Market Theory Prints

"Say, wasn't that guy one of the leading theorists for free-market capitalism?"

Ban on Free Speech

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sigmund Freud.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

The Mainstream

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Golden bubbles

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

The Economy of Ideas

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

Taming the beast of the free market...

'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

Where's My Job?

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

The Development of the Theory of Relativity

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

World Economic: Crisis/Crash/Collapse

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

Richard Taruskin

And a good morning to you, employee. Happy boss. What's up? Looks like it could be Republicans in 2022. Free market guys, guys who sympathize with the realities of hard-core, cold-hearted, rational capitalism. Makes me want to fire someone. Duck!

Coffee. Espresso. Order here. How can you call it "fair trade" coffee if you aren't willing to barter for it?