Comedic Capitalist T-Shirts

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

'How to profit from a financial meltdown.'

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"What do you think of the new window display?" "It's the first time we've ever shown a prophet."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Tempest in a Teapot

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

World Economics

Big business is not evil

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

Have you hugged your money today?

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

GDP

Big Shot - Bigger Shot

CEO slumber