Cosmic Capitalist Mugs

Investment firm: National division/International Division/Universal Division.

'It's not that I'm opposed to globalization. I just want to take it one step further.'

"Captain, it looks like we've entered cyberspace."

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

Big business is not evil

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Large cap funds

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"No Littering" sign in space.

GDP

Branson space shot

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

TPP

"For the profits of which we are about to partake, we give thanks. Amen."

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

bag of money as a bicep

'If the universe is expanding, shouldn't we invest?'