Comical Capitalist Mugs

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

Big business is not evil

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

Have you hugged your money today?

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

Large cap funds

GDP

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

World Economic: Crisis/Crash/Collapse

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

bag of money as a bicep

Capitalists Courageous

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

Investment firm: National division/International Division/Universal Division.

"Harrharrharr! I love cheap girls who are willing to show me their juicy tax loopholes!!"

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

'Well that's just great...you ate the kids and spoiled your dinner!'

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

"Portraits? Sorry, I don't do portraits. I'm doing religious paintings for economic leaders."

'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'