Comical Capitalist Pillows

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Big business is not evil

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Have you hugged your money today?

Large cap funds

GDP

World Economic: Crisis/Crash/Collapse

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

Capitalists Courageous

bag of money as a bicep

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

Investment firm: National division/International Division/Universal Division.

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

'Well that's just great...you ate the kids and spoiled your dinner!'

"Portraits? Sorry, I don't do portraits. I'm doing religious paintings for economic leaders."

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

"Harrharrharr! I love cheap girls who are willing to show me their juicy tax loopholes!!"

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'