Spiritual Capitalist Gifts

"For the profits of which we are about to partake, we give thanks. Amen."

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Big business is not evil

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

GDP

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

"Where'd you get that?"

bag of money as a bicep

Buddha Statue: Buy Low, Sell High, Stay Diversified.