Spiritual Capitalist Prints

"For the profits of which we are about to partake, we give thanks. Amen."

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Big business is not evil

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

GDP

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

Unchanged … and yet completely changed. Tao Jones Indexes.

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

bag of money as a bicep

Republicans have me feeling reflective about capitalism, in a good way. Uh, oh. You've been with the company 20 years. I appreciate that kind of loyalty. I just want you to know that. Thanks. It also makes me realize that you have few other job options and thus are more or less subject to my whims regarding pay and benefits. Okay, pep talk over. Enjoy your day. Hang on, I could maybe possibly get a job at Coffee King!

"Where'd you get that?"