Cosmic Economist Gifts

'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'

TPP

Branson space shot

'Really? - We're here to escape OUR planet's housing bubble.'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Zenemies.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Coronavirus

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Questions

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Uh-oh - climate change."

God with Earth Controller