Interstellar Economist Gifts

Boptimism

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

'I invest in emerging markets.'

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

Branson space shot

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

Wind Warning on the moon.

"B*****d!"

"That's the beauty of it, son. Aliens could come from a far off galaxy without knowing a thing about earth, but they would understand accounting!"

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

"You'll have to excuse him. He's a gassy planet."

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!