Celestial Trader Gifts

Sell the Universe !

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A man looks up at the earth

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

An amplified harp

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

My dinner with Andromeda

"Is it always so cloudy?"

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

'Recalculating!'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Valuation of Heaven

Possible Merger Talks

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"First, I storyboarded it."

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Angel Golf

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates