Celestial Marketer Gifts

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Halo Frisbee.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

An amplified harp

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"I still maintain an online presence."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Anything good on tonight?'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.