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"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Big business is not evil

World Economics

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

Capitalism.

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

GDP

Boom and Bust

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

Big Shot - Bigger Shot

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"Wow, this is history in the making! HOw soon can we get a scooter salesman down there?"

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '