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"Philippe, dice the potatoes."

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Ice Cream Surgeon

The wonderful world of cheese.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Pi Ala Mode.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Children's Feast.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

His New Grillfriend

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Filet minion

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Canape?

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

A Day In The Kitchen

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Party time.

I love Cannelloni