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'Who knew Junior's investing all that money in twinkies would prove to be a shrewd financial move.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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Soup of the month.

Garden.

Too much cilantro

A child runs an equity stand.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Holiday Supplies

I love Cannelloni

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Please don't kill me."

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

The perfect man

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'He's precocious.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."