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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Build Your Own Portfolio

Soup of the month.

Garden.

Too much cilantro

A child runs an equity stand.

Holiday Supplies

I love Cannelloni

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Please don't kill me."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The perfect man

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Want to trade banks with me?"