Creative Financier T-Shirts

"Restrictions on derivatives, exotic band deals and swaps? How am I going to stimulate my creativity?"

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Warren Buffett as a child

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

Pig's Human Bank

'He's precocious.'

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

The Economy Discovers FFF!

Girl holding money.

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'This isn't a diploma. It's a stimulus package!'

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

"The secret to his success is: buy low, sell high, follow your nose."

Executive MFA

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."