Creative Financier Pillows

"Restrictions on derivatives, exotic band deals and swaps? How am I going to stimulate my creativity?"

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

Pig's Human Bank

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Girl holding money.

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

The Economy Discovers FFF!

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"The secret to his success is: buy low, sell high, follow your nose."

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

Executive MFA

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"