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A child runs an equity stand.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

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"Want to trade banks with me?"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

Girl holding money.

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"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

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'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

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"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'