Financial Fashionistas T-Shirts

'From living beyond our means, we've gone to living beyond our wildest expectations!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

The New Business Power Suit

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Too dressy?'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Tank color choices.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Do-over

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Cat tail etiquette.

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

Where Mom used to take you.

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

Stay at home

'This one's my lawyer and this one's my accountant. I've got one of my stockbroker, too, but I can't show that one in public.'

Budget cure

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

Bathing suit.