Culinary Entrepreneur T-Shirts

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

What the Doctor Ordered

Ice Cream Surgeon

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Pi Ala Mode.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Bermuda Triangles

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Children's Feast.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Rump roast?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"