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God's Seasonings

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Home, Sweet and Sour Home.

'Friday it'll be turkey leftovers; Saturday, turkey sandwiches, and Sunday, turkey hash. As for the wine - no such problem.'

In the DNA Kitchen

Pancakes

Sign on door of gardening company: Digging up some lunch.

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

She found baking helped enormously.

Canape?

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

Sweet surprise.

Woman manager has suggestion box and a recipe box outside her office.

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"

God's Kitchen

"Christmas pudcast"

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

Sign reading: Barrell Scraper - Ideal for finding new TV cookery show ideas

'But is it art?'

"Hi darling. Say! I see Raoul has done something marvellous with your hair..."

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

Mother made everything from scratch.

'Freshly ground pepper?'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.