Culinary Creative T-Shirts

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

Jersey Catsup.

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Hey, those are not menus!

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'The proette trained on fungic frumenty.'

Guitar Slicer

I don't want to see you working so hard on your birthday!

Flatware for mums

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Ice Cream Surgeon

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Soup of the month.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Pi Ala Mode.

Wok. Don't Wok.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Children's Feast.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'