Creative Chef T-Shirts

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

Food hierarchy: Top Banana; Big Cheese; 'king broccoli

Tzatzikicicle

Who wants to lick the swatters.

'Sorry about dinner, honey...ever since your dad was laid off work we've been trying to figure out new ways to make dinner.'

'Alien autopsy!'

Artist and chiken

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

Spatula Conductor

Starving Artist

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Children's Feast.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Canape?

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Lockdown casserole

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

In the DNA Kitchen

Sweet surprise.

Baloneystini

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

All-Candy Seder.

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Picasso

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.