Creative Chef T-Shirts

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

Food hierarchy: Top Banana; Big Cheese; 'king broccoli

Tzatzikicicle

'Sorry about dinner, honey...ever since your dad was laid off work we've been trying to figure out new ways to make dinner.'

'Alien autopsy!'

Artist and chiken

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

Spatula Conductor

Starving Artist

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Children's Feast.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Canape?

Lockdown casserole

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

In the DNA Kitchen

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Sweet surprise.

Baloneystini

All-Candy Seder.

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Picasso

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

She found baking helped enormously.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”