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'I must warn you, Mr. Smith, you'll have to do all your investing on the internet. There's a big shortage of financial advisors up here.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

An amplified harp

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"I still maintain an online presence."

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

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Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'If the universe is expanding, shouldn't we invest?'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Sell the Universe !

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Bassoonist cherub.

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

Bowl-A-Rama

God plays golf

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

"Do you know why the universe works so well? God runs it like a business, that's why."

"I should stop buying shoes."

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

'What did I say? NO PANTIES!!'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Apparently it's no longer cost effective.'

'He's built the ark...start the el ino project.'

Holy Golf