Mythical Voyager Gifts

"Hey, wait a minute! This isn't the way to the airport."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

ET Mishap

Sleeping Beauty

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Business witch

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Heavenly Ships

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

Hermes

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Giant Footprints in the Snow

Sea Angel

'Well, you insisted on going to the end of the rainbow and taking whatever is there. Have at it, buddy.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Dragon Flight