Mythical Voyager Prints

Noah's AARP.

"Hey, wait a minute! This isn't the way to the airport."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

ET Mishap

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Sleeping Beauty

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Business witch

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

Hermes

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

Terry Pratchett

Heavenly Ships

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Sea Angel

'Well, you insisted on going to the end of the rainbow and taking whatever is there. Have at it, buddy.'

Dragon Flight

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

"Are we there, Yeti?"