Mythical Messenger Gifts

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

"We only got six days of funding."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Eat my dust!"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Phoenix

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Santa CGI Effect

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'He was brought by the stork.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Atlas juggling with the moon.