Myth Mangler Pillows

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Emma's Unicorn

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

Business witch

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"Now Eve wants free contraceptives."

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

Moses parts the Red Sea.

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'Must be Pandora's.'

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

Heavenly Ships

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'