Mythical Meddlers Gifts

After years of trying, Dr. Ra' success at creating a race of giants comes to a quick and tragic end.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Biker and Cyclist.

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

Dead Sea Trolls

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

"You're a cyber bully."

No shoes, No shirt, No Service.

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"

"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."

"I need the answers to tomorrow's history test."

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.

Acorn...unacorn.

Fresh Seafood

'This is it! The legendary clamato gardens of upper Saskatchewan.'

'Palms Read.'

"'An easy fly ball to center field' - We'll see about that."

"Hello, is this 999?"

"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."

"Okay, one more time. . . let there be light!!"