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After years of trying, Dr. Ra' success at creating a race of giants comes to a quick and tragic end.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Biker and Cyclist.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

"You're a cyber bully."

Dead Sea Trolls

No shoes, No shirt, No Service.

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

Acorn...unacorn.

"I just messed with the past."

"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."

"I need the answers to tomorrow's history test."

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.

Hades' Spawn Shop.

"'An easy fly ball to center field' - We'll see about that."

Fresh Seafood

'This is it! The legendary clamato gardens of upper Saskatchewan.'

'Palms Read.'

"Hello, is this 999?"

"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."