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Biker and Cyclist.

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Idle parts

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Stress on GPs

The Quantum Mechanic...

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

"He just called our work substandard."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'Freddie, the Little Merger Mogul, didn't expect to have a monopoly right away...'

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

'We're almost fully automated now.'

After years of trying, Dr. Ra' success at creating a race of giants comes to a quick and tragic end.

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

I've always been fascinated in the manufacture of sproket head gears.

"I just messed with the past."

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

"There's trouble at ball-bearing works!"

'No, he doesn't talk dirty but he was owned by a broker and he gives insider trading tips.'

"I'll take a look at it, but I don't know much about green cars."

'I said, 'this man tells a whopper.'' 'I'd swear you said 'dismantle a chopper'.'

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

"'An easy fly ball to center field' - We'll see about that."

Man tinkers his bike.

'I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.'

'Regarding those figures about your portfolio doubling in size in two months, I can get back to you in three to five years.'

'I'll call you back... when do you people eat breakfast?'

Stop looking guilty! You haven't done anything! Just act normal!