Casual Merry Makers Gifts

'I don't need to go on a diet. All I need is a bigger pair of pants.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Gesundheit!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Working at a brewery.

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

Please visit www.frtn_cookie.com.

Merry Christmas!

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

Nutcracker

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

"Santa, sorry for the soy milk and vegan fig bars - Caleb."

"What were those songs you were singing?"

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

Merry and Bright!

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

Reindeer Tryouts Today Only

'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

Happy Birthday Moses.

'I think we are just about to be found out.'

'In the off season, I rent them out as lawn ornaments.'

It's the rules.

Robin Hood wished his men were a bit less merry.

Cream Pie Joust

"Couldn't I just blow you a kiss?"

Instant Cake Mix.