Casual Merry Makers Gifts

'I don't need to go on a diet. All I need is a bigger pair of pants.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Gesundheit!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Working at a brewery.

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

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Merry Christmas!

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

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"Santa, sorry for the soy milk and vegan fig bars - Caleb."

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

"What were those songs you were singing?"

Merry and Bright!

'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

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'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

Robin Hood wished his men were a bit less merry.

It's the rules.

Cream Pie Joust

'In the off season, I rent them out as lawn ornaments.'

'I think we are just about to be found out.'

"Couldn't I just blow you a kiss?"

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"There it is! The last leaf - that's all we need to kick off the Christmas shopping season!"