Senior Smile-maker Gifts

"You may be young now, but I see at least one prescription drug, a hip replacement, and an under-funded retirement plan in your future."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Car Dentistry.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Savoy Dental Salon

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Change your style, learn to smile!

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

Red wine teeth

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'