Senior Smile-maker Gifts

"You may be young now, but I see at least one prescription drug, a hip replacement, and an under-funded retirement plan in your future."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Car Dentistry.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Savoy Dental Salon

Change your style, learn to smile!

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Red wine teeth

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Fired because of sheepish grin.

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."