Sentimental Screener Gifts

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"That must be the artist over there."

Storage Unit of Love

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Mushy Peas

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Florist.

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

My first Boyfriend.

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

A Close Call

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Mother's Day cards

No calls, I'm resting on my laurels.

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'